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[edit] Review of Farmflics.com – Farm Flics
With a big composite photo of two sexy girls and a horse, and two naked sluts straddling a big dog, Farm Flics and the movie-reel design of its logo really turns you on with expectations of hot, beasty action. And the other elements of the main page really heat up your expectations even more. Below the title banner are sample galleries form the site, and they're big and bold, with two large and one medium photos each, along with the title of the episode and some descriptive text.
In “Amanda's horny afternoon” for example, you can really see the ridges and the detail of the cucumber as she inserts it up her cunny hole while on her knees. And you could even count all the spots on the dog her legs are on as she rubs her pussy, if you're patient enough. So when you see all those “Click here to see the full movie” links right below those samples, you're definitely going to be tempted to do so. Clicking one of them will lead you to the same page as clicking the “Instant Access” and “Continue” buttons down below at he end of the page though. They'll take you to the sign up page, where you can make your choice about fully enjoying this site or not. Sign up, and you'll be able to use that “Members” link that's right there with the others.
[edit] Members Area
The main page had a primarily salmon and purple scheme, with some white and pastel violet thrown in. The salmon and purple color though, is all that's retained for the members Home page. And the design that they've used here is much simpler, probably because there's no need to entice you to sign up, all you have to do here is enjoy ourselves with their available content.
That content is found right there on the Home page too, so it serves as the index of the site's episodes as well. Divided into three columns, the Farm Flics episodes can be found in the wider middle one. There, the latest update is at the top, and the picture is larger than that of the thumbnails of the other updates. On the left side is a list of hardcore porn niches. They are links to other gallery pages where you can enjoy the non-bestial niches listed there. On the right side are lists of the updates again, with one being a chronological list, while the other is a ranking based on other members' favorites. You can also pick your favorites when you click on an update, which brings up that gallery and the contents that they have. There's an “Add to favorites” and a “Rate this movie” link there. Each one has still images, WMV movies, and MPEG movies, which are shorter clips of the whole WMV movie which have been cut up into smaller pieces. The still images aren't uniform in quality, with size ranging from 314x234 to 768x568 to 1289x960 pixels. The MPEGs are also not so uniform, though most are 320x240 pixels in viewing size, though some can be 349x240 or 290x240. As for the WMVs, they're the most uniform, with choices of either 56, 150, 300 and 700 kbps or PC Quality (314 kbps), VHS Quality (540 kbps), and DVD Quality (1064 kbps).
There are also links at the top of the Home page, as all sites have, but for beasty content, only the Farm Girls link, along with the My Favorites, of course, have what you're looking for. The Pictures, Videos and Live Cams link only lead to more mainstream niche porn site links.
[edit] Farm Flics Models
Farm Flics has many sister sites, and like those other sites, this one uses different models for the episodes, but there are some who appear constantly, not just here, but in the other sites as well. Mostly, it's those horny Brazilian girls who get to display their sexual prowess and kinky appetites over and over, since they're the ones who really love to get frisky with their furred friends. For the scenes where it's straight-on human hardcore, set in the great outdoors or even indoors, then it's usually American porn models who get in on the act. They love being fucked by their cockstuds or fingered by their lesbian lovers, and they find it even better when it's done outdoors. Now, for the repeat performers, it's Perla, Claudia and Ingrid who are are the ones I've noticed before. They really enjoy what they're doing, to be doing it so many times. But even the new ones like Lisa and Stef look like they're having a blast. Like the other sites though, not every episode has a “name” model. These are the ones in galleries like “Fucking cocksucker” and “Outdoor 3some”. Even though you may find the model hot and the sex even hotter, there isn't any mention of who that slut could be.
The age range of these models is around the mid-20s to mid-30s, I'd guess. Just the standard age for porn performers, although there are two that those with other fetishes may like, First of these is the one in “Mature blond fooling around”. That's a hot MILF for those who like their slut meat well-seasoned, and she's playing around with a horse, too. And then there's Lisa, who's in “Bruno and Lisa the teen” and the girl in “Stable Teen”. No, that doesn't describe her mental state, just where she likes to get naked and touch herself. As for Bruno, he's one of the ever-present models here, for any girls out there who like men who give a helping hand when their dogs or horses just don't want to cooperate. He'll do you good, and you won't be missing that stallion with his big, black dick around.
[edit] Pricing
This site offers two kinds of membership options. You can go for the monthly membership, which will cost you $29.95, or you can opt for the 3-day rial, which is just $9.95. If you already like what you see when browsing the main page, then getting a month's access time is the way to go. If you feel you've still got top think about it, then of course the 3-day trial makes more sense. Whichever one you choose, you are ensured of 100% anonymity when it comes to billing. This won't show up as a porn site, and besides, you've got 3 payment options to choose from if you want to clutter your trail a bit more. There's the option to use credit cards, to pay through US checks, or to use the Web900 service. All of that is usable for you to get your membership and start enjoying those delicious Farm Flics immediately.
[edit] Conclusion
Farm Flics might have seemed like all they had to offer was farm-themed beast movies, but they've definitely got more than that. Aside from the WMVs and MPEG clips, you can also enjoy the hot beastly content through still images, and though some may be mere screencaps, there are still those that are real digital photographs, and they're a joy to look at if you like clear, crisp pics of naked chicks and farm animals. This site's also got a leg up when it comes to variety when compared with some others. The presence of teens and MILFs will be an attraction to some, plus, it's not just the usual dogs and ponies who get to horse around with the lovely barnyard whores they have here. Stef's episode features her being banged by our main man Bruno, while a cat is in the bed with them, being lovingly and sensually stroked and cuddles by that model. That's definitely a new way of getting some pussy that everybody with a taste for bestial porn will enjoy!
[edit] Farm Flics Links
Farm Flics - The site itself.
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